Ambika Kirkland was born in rural Pennsylvania, where he lived in the same deep, dark, goblin-infested forest for eighteen years. He also gets chased about frequently by scary men in black robes. He kindly asks: "If you see any of them, don't tell them where I am, but let them know that I have finally decided to go over to the dark side..."
Kirkland, Ambika D.
Year 2006, Article 39.
Available at: http://cupola.gettysburg.edu/mercury/vol2006/iss1/39