Andrew Maturo is a first-year at Gettysburg College double majoring in Mathematics and Physics. After college, he intends on forgetting all this stuff he's learned and becoming a couscous farmer to possibly one day own the world's supply of couscous and part time, he will be a penguin rancher. This lavish and affluent lifestyle, although nice, is merely a perk to his lifelong urge to conquer the world's supply of couscous and penguins. Moreso, he will teach these penguins to play instruments so he can start a funk band called PengFunk. It's gonna be sweet.
Maturo, Andrew P.
"Sit and Watch Life Roll By,"
Year 2008, Article 36.
Available at: http://cupola.gettysburg.edu/mercury/vol2008/iss1/36