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Class Year
2009
Document Type
Nonfiction
Author Bio
Sara Maria Harenchar is a senior at Gettysburg College. She currently holds the world record for consecutive episodes of Golden Girls watched in a single sitting. Although birth records at a well-known Pittsburgh hospital would seem to strongly suggest otherwise, Sara has managed to convince dozens of friends that she is the illegitimate love child of Ernest Hemingway and Aretha Franklin. Sara's passions are traveling and shopping, peculiar hobbies indeed given her profound lack of funding. Her future plans include a career in editing and publishing, a vocation certain to insure continuance of a post-undergraduate Bohemian (read: indigent) lifestyle.
Recommended Citation
Harenchar, Sara M.
(2015)
"Patchwork,"
The Mercury:
Year 2009, Article 7.
Available at:
https://cupola.gettysburg.edu/mercury/vol2009/iss1/7