Will Buerger was born to a mother as well as a father, and takes pride in this unique aspect of his conception. He has been known to engage in various repetitive behaviors, such as the confinement and subsequent release of air within his lungs. Some things make him happy, while others do not. The act of summarizing a living creature in one hundred words or less falls under the latter category, as it is a task he finds particularly perturbing.
Buerger, William M.
"Against the Wind,"
Year 2011, Article 26.
Available at: http://cupola.gettysburg.edu/mercury/vol2011/iss1/26