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“…but you, like, went to college for FOUR years–how did you not have sex??”
My friend stared at me, looking more like he’d just gotten back from witnessing a unicorn give birth than back from a night at the bar in St Paul where we had just been celebrating another Thursday under our belts.
“But you’re like totally into feminism and seem to be so open to sexuality…I just…I just can’t believe you never once had sex!” [excerpt]
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Lindholm, Emily M., "Emily is a Virgin" (2013). SURGE. 78.