Tavern Rat

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David Kiefaber (senior) is shocked that he got published in the Mercury again; more so, in fact, than when he was published as a freshman. He is a former Gettysburgian Opinions columnist, as well as a Bullet editor/contributor and WZBT DJ. His plans for graduation include attempting to postpone it as long as possible, and failing that, convincing a childless, billionaire industrialist to take him on as an heir, thereby negating the threat of unemployment.

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