Thaddeus Cwiklinski is the prolific author of many sub-100 word autobiographies. His last work in the 2017 version of The Mercury was "A Deliverance Story". He has always wanted to go spelunking.
Cwiklinski, Thaddeus R.
Year 2019, Article 11.
Available at: https://cupola.gettysburg.edu/mercury/vol2019/iss1/11