Why I Hate Parties

Thomas Z. Neufeld '13, Gettysburg College

Thomas was born in Canada but is not there anymore. He writes sometimes and likes to read and watch things too. He likes to play jazz with his friends and enjoys guitar feedback. His favorite album by The Fall is Dragnet.


The Mercury is a student-run art and literary magazine released each April. It has been published annually since 1899 at Gettysburg College. All students of the College are invited to participate on the staff and to submit their work for possible publication. Editors are elected annually by the entire staff. Submissions are accepted on a rolling basis throughout the fall and early spring semesters and are reviewed and chosen anonymously by the staff.