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Class Year
2009
Document Type
Nonfiction
Author Bio
Ambika Kirkland was born in rural Pennsylvania, where he lived in the same deep, dark, goblin-infested forest for eighteen years. He also gets chased about frequently by scary men in black robes. He kindly asks: "If you see any of them, don't tell them where I am, but let them know that I have finally decided to go over to the dark side..."
Recommended Citation
Kirkland, Ambika D.
(2015)
"EAT, DRINK...,"
The Mercury:
Year 2006, Article 34.
Available at:
https://cupola.gettysburg.edu/mercury/vol2006/iss1/34