Eric Kozlik is a large brute of a man with a thirty-two inch waist and a penchant for puns. He was reared in a caboose and schooled by fish. When he isn't off wrestling bears for charity or lobbying for Manifest Destiny, he can be found in the Science Center, since that is where he will be locked up his entire senior year. He is beginning to think that an English major might have been the way to go after all.
Kozlik, Eric J.
"Excerpts from "Out of the Woods","
Year 2010, Article 3.
Available at: https://cupola.gettysburg.edu/mercury/vol2010/iss1/3